pair jokes

Insan Ko Jitni Chadar Ho Utane Hi Pair Pasarna Chahiye
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Nahin To Thand Lagti Hai

Pathan Ke Bete Ka Accident Ho Gaya
Doctor: Aapke Bete Ke Pair Katne Padenge
Pathan Ne Apna Sir Pakad Liya
Doctor: Kya Hua?
Pathan: Kal Hi Nalayak Ko Naye Jute Kharid Ke Diye Hain

Ek Naye Techer Ne Pappu Se Puchha "Is Panchi Ke Pair Dekho Aur Iska Naam Batao"
Pappu: Pata Nahin
Techer: Tum Fal Ho Gaye Apna Naam Batao
Pappu: Mere Pair Dekho Aur Nam Batao

Kamwali Nahi I Ho Aur Bivi Pocha Laga Rahi Ho To Sala Pair Bachakar Aise Nikalna Padta Hai Jaise Naksaliyon Ne Landmine Bichha Rakha Ho Aur Galti Se Barud Fat N Jaye

Pappu: Jani! Pair Zameen Pe Na Rakhna Farsh Thanda Hai
Mini: Ab Chappal Doge Ya Khaoge

Nahin Ja Paya Mandir To Ghar Men Hi Maa Ke Pair Dabaa Liye Maa Ki Mamta Bah Nikali Jama Ke 2 Chappal Di Aur Boli "Ya To Tu Pair Dabaa Le Ya Fir Mobile Chala Le"A