Ladaki Chhote Kapde Pahankar Ofis Gai To Usne Santa Se Puchha "Main Javan Lag Rahi Hu N"? Santa: Ye Bhi Utar De Pagli Navjaat Lagegi
Santa: Sir Ke Sathsath Apne Kandho Par Bhi Shampu Laga Raha Tha Jito: Kandhon Pe Shampu Kyon Laga Rahe Ho? Santa: Pagli Ye Koi Aam Shampu Nahin Hai 'Had And Sholder' Hai
Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja! Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya? Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!