nobody jokes

Hazaaron Ladkon Ka Proposal Reject Karne Ke Baad Nobody Loves Me Chillane Wali Ladkiyon Kam Se Kam Bhagwan Se To Daro

Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line.
Pappu: I tried, but somebody was already there.

Teacher: Pappu, why are you scratching yourself?
Pappu: Nobody else knows where I itch!