nice jokes

Ye Jo Aap Selfi Ki Brightness Aur Contrast Badha Kar Apni Pic Par Nice DP Ke Cament Batorati Ho Na
Shastron Men Ise Bhi Chh Kaha Gaya Hai

Ye Jo Tum Har Ladki Ki DP Pe Nice PIC Likhte Firte Ho N
Ise Hi Shastron Me 'Vasna' Kaha Gaya Hai

ये जो आप सेल्फी की Brightness और Contrast बढ़ा कर अपनी Pic पर Nice DP के कमेंट बटोरती हो ना,
शास्त्रों में इसे भी छल कहा गया है।

ये जो तुम हर लड़की की DP पे Nice PIC लिखते फिरते हो न,
इसे ही शास्त्रों मे 'वासना' कहा गया है।

Santa: I always give waiters a tip.
Banta: That's nice of you.
Santa: But somehow, they never seem to appreciate my advice!

Pappu's teacher sent a letter to his father:
Dear Sir,
Your son, Pappu doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.

Santa's reply:
Dear Teacher,
Pappu is not a rose, Don't smell him, try to teach him!