Jab Tum Is Duniya Se Jaoge; Door Kahin Ek Naya Janm Paoge; Is Bar Galti Se Jo Hua So Hua; Mujhe Yakin Hai Agali Baar Ek Lambi Puch Aur 4 Tangon Ke Sath Aaoge
Kuch Log Aise Hain.. Jinko To Virasat Men 'Kaminapan' Itna Mila Hua Hai Ki.. Agar Thoda Sa Bhi Nichod Do To Ek Pura 'Shakti Kapur' Ban Jaye
Pappu: Yah Dekho Mera Naya Iphone 6 Garlfrend: O Janu Mujhe Bhi Dila Do Pappu: Tum Iphone 6 Rakh Kar Kya Karogi? Karni To Tumne Miss Call Hi Hoti Hai
Kan Ke Parde Ko Dhwast Karke Patni Apani Saheliyon Se Jab Yah Kahati Hai Ki "Main To Inko Kuch Bhi Nahin Bolti"; Us Vakt Uski Masumiyat Par Mar Jane Ko Ji Chahta Hai
Aaj Subah Akhbar Ke Sath Ek Pamflet Aaya Jisme Likha Tha "Kya Aap Sharabi Hain? Turant Call Karen Ham Aapki Madad Kar Sakte Hain" Bivi Piche Pad Gayi Call Karo Call Karo Marte Kya N Karte Call Kiya To Pata Laga Daru Ki Nayi Dukan Pe Naya Offer Tha "Ek Ke Saath Ek Free" Isliye Kahte Hain Ki Gharwali Ki Baat Maan Lene Men Hi Bhalai Hai
Ladki: Ab Tum Chaho To Mera Richarj Mat Karwana Pappu: Kyon Kya Koi Naukari Lag Gai? Ladki: Nahin Naya Bofrend Mil Gaya