Techer: Agar Tum Apne Dost Ko 500 Rupae Do Aur Usko 200 Ki Jarurat Ho To Vo Kitne Wapis Dega? Student: Kuch Bhi Nahin Techer: Kya Tumhen Ganit Nahin Aata? Student: Sar Ganit To Aata Hai Lekin Aap Un Kamino Ko Nahin Jante!
Banti Pappu Se: Ye Naya Mobile Kab Liya? Pappu: Liya Nahin Yaar Garlfrend Ka Uthaya Hai Banti: Kyon? Pappu: Vo Roj Kahti Thi Ki Tum Mera Fon Nahin Uthate? To Aaj Maine Mauka Dekh Ke Utha Liya
Ladki: Ab Tum Chaho To Mera Richarj Mat Karwana Pappu: Kyon Kya Koi Naukari Lag Gai? Ladki: Nahin Naya Bofrend Mil Gaya
Patni: Koi Naya Sher Sunao? Pati: Sangmarmar Sa Tarasha Khuda Ne Tere Badan Ko.. Patni (Khushi Se): Aage? Pati: Baki Bacha Patthar Usane Teri Akl Pe Rakh Diya
Bi. Tak Karne Ke Baad Em.Bi.E. Karna Utna Hi Jaruri Hai Jaise Marne Ke Baad Terahavin Jaruri Hai Hota Kuchh Nahin Par Aatma Ko Shanti Milti Hai