Techer: 3 Aisi Jagah Batao Jaha Insaan Nahin Marta? Pappu: Swarg Nark Aur... Techer: Aur Kya? Pappu: Aur Star Plus!
Patni: Jab Shadiyan Swarg Men Tay Hoti Hain To Nark Men Kya Hota Hai? Pati: Nark Men Shadi Ke Bad Wale Din Tay Hote Hain
Mom: College and School Ko Log Swarg Kehte Hain. Pappu: Hmm... Tabhi Badhe Bujurg Kehte Hain Ki Jodiyan Swarg Mein Banti Hain!
Yamraj: Tumne Paap aur punya dono kiya hai, Isliye Swarg jaisa Nark milega. Man: Wo Kaise? Yamraj: Agle janam mein shaadi to hogi Lekin wahi puraani Biwi ke saath!