All local trains in Mumbai are running late today, not on account of heavy rains but because of an "overweight girl called Varsha. Just heard an announcement in Hindi saying, "Bhaari VARSHA Ke Karan Sabhi Gadiyan Deri Se Chal Rahi Hain!"
Teacher: Batao Date Aur Taarikh Mein Kya Anter Hai? Pappu: Ji Madam, Date Par Delhi, Mumbai, Chandigarh Ke Ladke Jate Hain Aur Taarikh Par Ghaziabad, Meerut, Muzaffarnagar Ke Ladke Jaate Hain!!!