A teacher sent a note to Pappu's mother: "Sincere and bright boy but spends too much time with girls." Jeeto sent a note back: "Please advise solution, father has same problem!"
Banta: Kindly loan me 2000 bucks. It being Sunday, banks are closed. Santa: Why don't you use an ATM? It's like 24 hour banking. Banta: I don't have that much time!