Pati Aur Patni Aapas Men Jhagada Kar Rahe The Patni (Gusse Men Chillakar): Aapne To Jivan Men Kabhi Bhi Kisi Ki Bhalai Nahin Ki Pati: To Tum Jaisi Aurat Se Vivah Kisne Kiya!
Ek Grahak Dukan Par Shart Lene Gaya Grahak: Shart Dikhao Dukandar: Ye Lijiye Shandar Peter England Ka Shandar Shart Grahak: Kitne Ka Hai? Dukandar: Matra ₹3500/ Ka Grahak: Bhaiya Aapke Paas Peter Faizabad Peter Ilahabad Ya Peter Barabanki Ka Shart Nahin Hai Kya?
Techer: Koi Moti Ladki Palat Kar Vapas Aa To Ise Angreji Men Kaise Kahenge? Chhatra: Golmaal Returns!
Bofrend: Tumne Mera Fon Kyon Nahin Uthaya? Garlfrend: Are Baba! Abhi To So Kar Uthi Ho Mammi Ne Cofi La Kar Di Hai Vahi Pi Rahi Hu Bofrend: Lekin Anti To Bol Rahi Thi Ki Tum Gobar Fenkane Gai Hai
Ek Ghadi Thik Karne Wale Ne Apni Premika Ko Kuch Is Prakar Khat Likha: Maine Hamesha Tumhara 7:00 Diya Tum Bhi Mera 07:02 Ham 02:09 Ko Hamesha 01:07 Rahna Hai Isliye Mujhe Chhodne Ki Galti 02:12 N Karna