Pappu: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself. Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!
Santa and Banta met in the street. Banta: Where are you coming from? Santa: The cemetery. I just buried my mother-in-law. Banta: Oh, I'm sorry. But what are those scratches on your face? Santa: She put up a heck of a fight!