Pappu: Yaar Meri Garlfrend Ne Mere Sath Brakap Karke Apne Naye Bofrend Ke Sath Apani Foto Mujhe Bheji Banti Aashchary Se "Fir Tumne Kya Kiya?" Pappu: Maine Bhi Uske Papa Ko Vo Foto Farward (Forward) Kar Di Naitik (Moral): Thoda Alag Socho
Techer: Pappu Ek Story Sunao With Moral Pappu: Maine Usko Fon Kiya Wo So Rahi Thi Fir Usne Mujhe Fon Kiya Main So Raha Tha Moral: Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni!
Ek Aadmi Barish Men Ja Raha Tha Ek Sundar Mahila Uske Paas Aakar Boli "Aap Meri Chhatr Ka Hissa Ban Sakte Hain? Aadmi Bola "Aap Chinta Mat Kijiye Bahan Ji Main Thik Hu"A Naitik (Moral): Naitikvatik Kuchh Nahin Pichhe Usaki Bivi A Rahi Thi
CA Ki Patni Ne Pucha: Mahgai Dar Kya Hoti Hai? CA: Pahle Tumhari Kamar 28 Thi Aur Vajan Tha 45 Kilo Ab Tumhari Kamar Hai 38 Aur Vajan Hai 75 Kilo Ab Tumhare Paas Sab Kuch Pahle Se Jyada Hai Fir Bhi Valu Kam Hai Yahi Mahgai Dar Hai Moral: Arthshastra Utana Kathin Nahin Hai Yadi Sahi Udharan Dekar Samjhaya Jaye
Galileo used lamp to study; Graham Bell used candle to study; Shakespeare used street light to study . . . . . . . . MORAL: Sab Apne Jaise Hi The. Din Mein TIMEPASS!
Ek Gareeb Ladke Ko Chirag Mila Usne Uthaya Aur Ragad Diya Zordaar Dhamaka Hua Aur Woh Mar Gaya. Moral: Alladin Ka Zamana Gaya! Lawaris Vastuon Se Door Raho Kuch Cheezien Aladdin Ki Nahin, Mujahideen Ki Bhi Ho Sakti Hein! Janhit Mein Jaari