Nus Pepar Men Vigyapan Aaya: Hamare Paas Aisi Chiz Hai Jise Pahan Kar Aap Puri Duniya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain Par Koi Aapko Nahin Dekh Sakta Kimat Sirf 10 000/ Rupaye Home Delivery Free Pathan Ne Vigyapan Padhte Hi 10 000/ Rupaye Bhej Diye Kuch Din Baad Parsal Aaya Pathan Ne Jaldijaldi Parsal Khola To Andar Se Ek 'Burka' Nikala
Techer: Agar Man Se Prarthana Karen To Ishwar Har Iccha Puri Karte Hain Pappu: Yah Jhut Hai Sar Techer: Kyon? Pappu: Kyonki Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Kab Ke Dusre Skool Men Chale Gae Hote
Jab Aapko Ek Aurat Pasand Karti Hai Tab Aap Ek Pati Hain Jab Aapko Bahut Sari Aurten Pasand Karti Hain Tab Aap Ek Aadarsh Vyakti Hain Jab Aapko Hajaron Auraten Pasand Karti Hain Tab Aap Ek Leder Hain Aur Jab Aapko Shahar Ki Puri Aurten Pasand Karti Hain Tab Aap Ek Golgappe Wale Hain