Pappu: This new teacher really confuses me. She should better make up her mind before passing any instructions. Bunty: What did she say? Pappu: First she's telling me to be myself, and then she's telling me to stop being an idiot.
The reason India won the Cricket World Cup 2011: Tendulka(R) G(A)mbir Yuvra(J) V(I)render Sehwag Rai(N)a Dhon(I) (K)ohli Harbh(A)jan Zaheer Kha(N) Pa(T)el As(H)win Enna Rascala, mind it!