Pappu: Papa Agar Aapko 10 Aur 5 Rupaye Raste Men Pade Mile To Aap Kaun Sa Not Uthaoge? Santa: 10 Rupaye Ka! Pappu: Isliye Aap Par Jok Bante Hai Donon Bhi To Utha Sakte The!
Sarkar Mantri Santari Pulis Vipaksh Sabhi Kanhaiya Men Itne Vyast Hain Ki... . . . . . . . . . Pakistan Ko Khud Batana Pad Raha Hai Bhai Antaki Bheje Hain Fursat Mile To Dekh Lena
Biwi Mayke Gayi Ho Aur Rashi Fal Men Likha Mile "Aaj Prem Sambandh Madhur Rahenge" . . . To N Chahate Hue Bhi Jyotish Par Vishwas Badh Hi Jaata Hai!
Suraj: Agar Aapko Raste Men 100 Aur 50 Rupaye Ka Not Mile To Aap Kaun Sa Not Uthaoge? Pappu: 100 Ka Suraj: Bas Isiliye To Aap Pe Chutkale Bante Hain Donon Bhi To Utha Sakte Ho
Jito: Agar Main Kho Gayi To Tum Kya Karoge? Santa: Main Akhbar Men Ishtihaar Dunga Jito: Tum Kitne Achche Ho Kya Likhoge? Santa: Jisko Mile Uski!
A policeman stops Santa, "You may not be aware, sir, that your wife fell off your bike half a mile back". Santa: Thank goodness! I thought I'd gone deaf!