mil dil jokes

Mat Puchha Kar Mujhse Ki Tum Mere Kya Lagte Ho;
Dil Ke Liye Dhadkan Zaroori Hai Aur Mere Liye Tum!

What would they call the sequel of "Dil Dhadkne Do"?
Dil Dhadkne Do 2!

Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aata Hai, Agar Zindagi Teri Zulfon Ki Ghani Chaanv Mein Guzar Jaati Toh...
Wife(with affection): Toh!
Husband: Toh Kya, Home Loan Lene Ki Zarurat Na Padti!