अपने रूप पर इतना गुरूर ना कर सब दो दिन की मस्ती है, तेरा रूप भी तब तक सलामत है, जब तक fair and lovely सस्ती है.
Santa to banta with all friends in garden santa:- udher mat ja bhai udher no entry likha hai yaar.. banta:- ha yaar garden to mast hai ladkiya bhi mast hai agar koi mil jaaye to maza aa jayega.. santa:- ha bhai thik bol raha hain. banta:- tu aisa kr kisi ladki ko le aa or uske sath romance kr.. or mai no entry board ko utha kr yaha pe laga dera hu koi aayega hi nhi...
Chhote: kya be, kab se upar dekh raha hai.. bade: birds ko dekh raha hoon, unki life kitni mast hai na.. chhote: wo kaise bade: arey wo udd sakte hain na… kitni mast life hai.. chhote: to isme kya hua, aadmi bhi udd sakte hain, bade: abe chal, aadmi kaise uddsakte hain chhote: udte hain.. tujhe uddnahai ? bade: wo kaise ? chhote: road pe khada ho ja, abhi truck ayega aur tujhe udaa dega.. ha ha ha ! bade: bakwas band kar !
1 ko girlfriend naraz thi, 2 ko shadi ke liye tayar thi, 3 ko yaaro baarat thi, 4 ko mast suhagraat thi 5 ko pyar ki barsaat thi. aankh khuli to pata chala sapno ki kali raat thi.
Girl: do you love me? boy: yes girl: to tum mujhe rose kyon nahi dete? boy: main to tumhein roz dena chahta hoon, lekin tum roz logi?
Why marathis do well in any field….. bill gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new chairman for microsoft asia. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. one candidate is mr. dandekar. bill gates: thank you for coming. those who do not know java may leave. 2000 people leave the room. mr. dandekar says to himself, ‘i do not know java but i have nothing to lose if i stay. i’ll give it a try’ bill gates: candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave. 2000 people leave the room. mr. dandekar says to himself ‘ i never managed anybody by myself but i have nothing to lose if i stay. what can happen to me?’ so he stays………. … bill gates: candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave. 500 people leave the room. mr. dandekar says to himself, ‘i left school at 15 but what have i got to lose?’ so he stays in the room.. lastly, bill gates asked the candidates who do not speak japanese to leave. 498 people leave the room. mr.dandekar says to himself, ‘ i do not speak one word of japanese but what do i have to lose?’ so he stays and finds himself with one other candidate. everyone else has gone. bill gates joined them and said ‘apparently you are the only two candidates who speak japanese, so i’d now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.’ calmly, mr. dandekar turns to the other candidate and says, `kasa aahes? the other candidate answers ‘ekdam majet !’