Santa: papa aaj meri girlfriend ka birthday hai mai use kya gift du? papa: dikh ne mein kaisi hai ? santa: mast hai ! papa: mera number de de....
Chuha party me 4 pack laga ke mast tha billi-aj party na hoti to main tujhe kha jati chuha-chali ja sali warna log kahenge nashe me aurat pe hath utha diya.
¤boys k t0p 10 jhoot!! . . 1. mujhe tmhari bohat fikar hai (jhoota:) …. 2.tum meri life ki pehli aur akhiri pasand ho.. (ye mast h :-p :) . 3. cell silent pe tha jaan ( larke ka m0bile silent? :) . 4. mom ki call ha janu (had hogai:-) . 5. hamari shadi zarur hogi. (jho0t m0ot wali :) . 6. mushkil waqt mei mujhe sath pa0gi.. (bhagne walon k :) . 7. pyar mei sub jaiz hai meri jaan.. (chahe izat ki abc h0jaye :) . 8. tmhare parents mere parents hain.. (sirf shadi se pehle tak :) . 9. tmhare siwa kisi se bat nai krta.. (tauba kro :) . . 10. tm na mili to kunwara betha rahunga..! :-d (pure ek haftey tak :) lolxz :p
Love ko life me mast hona chahiya, student ko love me interest hona chahiye. aasiq ko ishq me perfect hona chahiye, sala ye love b college me subject hona chahiye…..
Lady teacher- soch aur wahem me kya fark hai????? student-aap mast item hai ye hamari soch hai, aur ham abhi bacche hain ye aap ka wahem hai…..
1 chua sharab ke drum me gira. nikal k mast ho kr soyi hui billik muh pe laat mar k bola. uth “munni” aaj ye “chulbul”tera mujra dekhne aya hai…