In a class, mam-bachho u have 2 write an essay on my teacher., after 5 minuts a child stood up & asked- mam mast chamiya ko englis me kya kahte hai?..-
अपने रूप पर इतना गुरूर ना कर सब दो दिन की मस्ती है, तेरा रूप भी तब तक सलामत है, जब तक fair and lovely सस्ती है.
Santa to banta with all friends in garden santa:- udher mat ja bhai udher no entry likha hai yaar.. banta:- ha yaar garden to mast hai ladkiya bhi mast hai agar koi mil jaaye to maza aa jayega.. santa:- ha bhai thik bol raha hain. banta:- tu aisa kr kisi ladki ko le aa or uske sath romance kr.. or mai no entry board ko utha kr yaha pe laga dera hu koi aayega hi nhi...
Chhote: kya be, kab se upar dekh raha hai.. bade: birds ko dekh raha hoon, unki life kitni mast hai na.. chhote: wo kaise bade: arey wo udd sakte hain na… kitni mast life hai.. chhote: to isme kya hua, aadmi bhi udd sakte hain, bade: abe chal, aadmi kaise uddsakte hain chhote: udte hain.. tujhe uddnahai ? bade: wo kaise ? chhote: road pe khada ho ja, abhi truck ayega aur tujhe udaa dega.. ha ha ha ! bade: bakwas band kar !
1 ko girlfriend naraz thi, 2 ko shadi ke liye tayar thi, 3 ko yaaro baarat thi, 4 ko mast suhagraat thi 5 ko pyar ki barsaat thi. aankh khuli to pata chala sapno ki kali raat thi.
Girl: do you love me? boy: yes girl: to tum mujhe rose kyon nahi dete? boy: main to tumhein roz dena chahta hoon, lekin tum roz logi?