mars jokes and riddles

Gusse Ka Aana Mard Hone Ki Nishani Hai Magar
Gusse Ko Pi Jana Pati Hone Ki Nishani Hai

Aadmi: Tumhari Shaadi Kis Se Hui?
Pathan: Hamara Ek Aurat Se Shadi Hua Hai!
Aadmi: Bevkuf Kabhi Kisi Ka Mard Se Bhi Shaadi Hoti Hai?
Pathan: Ha Hamara Bahan Ka Hua Hai!

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