March Mein Garmi Nahi Padti; October Mein Sardi Nahi Padti; Aur July Mein Baarish Nahi Padti. Saala, Mausam Pe Toh Abb Bharosa Hi Uth Geya Hai!
30th October is Karwa Chauth and 31st October is Halloween. It will be like Dulhan Bani Daayan. 30th October Main Tumhein Marne Nahi Dungi, 31st October Main Tumhein Jeene Nahi Dungi!
Old Lady: Yamaraj ji Mujhe waqt se pehle kyun utha liya? Yamaraj: Budhiya dimaag math chaat.. March mein closing hai, Target pura karna hai..!!