Santa: Agar Meri Lotari Nikal Aaye To Tu Kya Karegi? Jito: Main Aadhe Paise Leker Tujhe Talak De Dungi Santa: Meri 1000 Rupaye Ki Nikali Hai Ye Le 500 Rupaye Aur Dafa Ho Ja Kamini
Militry Ka Kaptan: Naujavaanon Aage Badho Santa Aage Nahin Badha Kaptan: Tum Aage Kyon Nahin Badhe? Santa: Aapne Kaha 9 Javanon Aage Badho Main 10 Ven Nambar Par Tha!
Patient: Doctor Main Roj 100 Rs. Ki Dawa Lekar Ja Raha Hun But Koi Faida Nahi Hua! Doctor: Achha Chalo Aaj Se 80 Rs. Ki Lekar Jao. Patient: Usse Kya Hoga? Doctor:Arre 20 Rs. Ka Faida Hoga!
Wife: Kaisi Lag Rahi Hun Main Aaj? Husband: Waah Kya Baat Hai, Aaj To Bilkul Priyanka Chopra Lag Rahi Ho! Wife: Sachhi, 'Don' Wali Ya 'Krrish' Wali? Husband: 'Burfi' Wali!