Patni: Kash Main Ek Kitaab Hoti To Kitna Achchha Hota! Kam Se Kam Aap Mujhe Har Samay Padhte Rahte Pati: Kitab Nahin Balki Jantri Hoti Tanki Har Saal Main Tumhe Badal To Sakta!
Patni: Agar Koi Khubsurat Naujvan Mujhe Bhagakar Le Ja Raha Ho To Tum Kya Karoge? Pati: Main Kahunga Bhagakar Le Jane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai Aaram Se Le Jao
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Prito: Main Ghar Chhodkar Jaa Rahi Hu Banta (Gusse Men): Ha 'Jaan' Chhodo Ab Bas Prito: Yahi Aapki 'Jaan' Kahne Ki Aadat N Hamesha Mujhe Rok Leti Hai
Teacher: Tum kahaan paida hue? Student: Sir, Thiruvananthapuram main. Teacher: Spelling bataao. Student: Sir, ab mujhe lagta hai, main GOA main paida hua tha!!