Madam: Jab Bijali Chamakati Hai To Hamen Roshani Pahle Aur Awaj Baad Men Kyon Aati Hai? Pappu: Kyonki Hamari Aakhen Aage Hain Aur Kan Pichhe Hain!
Madam Pappu Se "Tum Scool Let Kyon Aaye? Pappu: Madam Kal Rat Sapne Men Main Kanaada Chala Gaya Tha! Madam: Aur Pinki Tum? Pinki: Madam Main Pappu Ko Arport Chhodne Gayi Thi!
Adhyapika: Homvark Tumhare Papa Ne Likha Hai? Pappu: Nahin Madam Adhyapika: Likhavat To Tumhare Papa Ki Hai? Pappu: Maine Unke Pen Se Likha Hai Na Isliye Aisa Aapko Lag Raha Hai
Adhyapika: Murgiyon Ki Tangen Chhoti Kyon Hoti Hain? Pappu: Madam Ji Agar Murgiyon Ki Taange Lambi Hoti To Ande Itne Upar Se Gir Kar Toot Jaate Na