Ek Hi Prashn Ke Do Jawab: Maa: Ja Red Label Le Ke Aa Beta: Aadha Kilo Ya Ek Kilo? Papa: Ja Red Label Le Ke Aa Beta: Quarter Ya Haf?
Pathan Ke Ghar Beta Hua Pathan Ne Use God Men Liya Usane Susu Kar Diya! Pathan: Nars Ham Ko Dusra Pees Do Ye Lik Hai!
Pathan: Beta 2 Bistar Kyon Lagaye? Beta: Ghar Pe Mehman Aane Hain Pathan: Kaunkaun? Beta: Ammi Ka Bhai Aur Mera Mamu Pathan: Fir To Ek Aur Laga Mera Sala Bhi A Raha Hai
Jito: Beta Tum Histary Men Fal Kyon Ho Gae The? Pappu: Sabhi Prashn Us Time Ke The Jab Men Paida Bhi Nahin Hua Tha!
Pappu: Sab Log Shaadi Karke Pareshan Hi Hote Hain To Shaadi Kyon Karte Hain! Jito: Beta Akl Badaam Khane Se Nahin Thokar Khane Se Aati Hai!
Mandir Ke Bahar Baitha Bhikhari: Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De Baba Bhagwan Teri Jodi Salamat Rakhe Aadmi: Par Meri To Abhi Shadi Nahin Hui Hai Bhikhari: Main Tere Juton Ki Baat Kar Raha Tha Beta