Ladki: Main Bahut Akeli Feel Kar Rahi Hu Koi Dhyan Nahi Deta Kya Karu? Doctor: Ek DP Lunch Ke Baad Aur Ek DP Dinner Ke Baad Cheng Karo Edit Ke Sath
Pappu: Teacher! Teacher! Bunty swallowed two 5 rupee coins. Teacher: Now, why would he do that? Pappu: It was his lunch money!