Listening to wife is like reading the terms and conditions of website. You understand nothing, but still you agree.
Doctor: Do you smoke? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Alcohol? Patient: Yes, every day. Doctor: Exercise? Patient: Never. Doctor: Women? Patient: Plenty. Doctor: Can we be friends?
Reporter to Doctor: What was the biggest mistake of your life? Doctor: Two years ago, I increased my consultation fees from Rs. 300 to Rs. 500!
Girlfriend: Hey baby, What're your plans for the weekend? Boyfriend: Income Tax Returns. Girlfriend: Hey, first part kab release hua tha? Boyfriend: Jaa Meri, Maa. Tu Ghar Ja! Happy 31 March!