Financial crises have become so bad and serious nowadays that.. . . . . . . . . . . . majority of the men have started loving their own wife =d =))
Husband: Kahan Ja Rahi Ho? Wife: Nahane! Husband: Mobile Le Kar? Wife: Toh Balti Bharne Tak Kya Karu?
Wife: Kya Yahan-Wahan Ghoom Rahe Ho... Ja Kar Blue Whale Game Khel Lo. Husband: Main Bacchpan Se Khel Raha Hun. Tumse Shaadi Mera Last Task Tha!
A man had his wife cremated. As smoke came out, he said to his friend - "That's the first time I ever saw her hot!"
Customer: I have come back to buy the car I was looking at yesterday. Salesman: Fine. Now tell me, what was the one dominating thing that made you buy this car? Customer: My wife!
Wife: Ek Pani Ki Bottle Kharid Lao. Marwadi: Pani Nahi Hai, Biryani Le Aaun? Wife: Waah Munh Mein Pani Aa Geya. Marwadi: Theek Hai, Isi Pani Se Kaam Chalao!