The difference between 'Girlfriend' and 'Girl Friend' is that little space in between we call the 'Friend Zone'!
When my girlfriend told me that she was pregnant, everything changed... . . . . . . . . My name, My address, My phone number. Everything!
Interviewer: It's written here that you like to live life dangerously, how? Candidate: My girlfriend knows my phone's password!
Patniyan Do Hi Prakar Ki Hoti Hain Ek Aisi Jo Khubsurti Hoti Hain Samjhdar Hoti Hain Loving Hoti Hain Bahas Nahin Karti Aur Pati Ki Har Baat Manti Hain Aur... . . . . . . . . Dusari Aapki Patni!
Girlfriend: Jaanu Apni Ye Diamond Ring Mujhe De Do. Boyfriend: Kyon Honey? Girlfriend: Main Roz Ise Dekhakar Tumhein Yaad Karungi. Boyfriend: Yaad Toh Tum Mujhe Vaise Bhi Karogi. Girlfriend: Woh Kaise? Boyfriend: Yeh Sochkar Ki Boyfriend Se Diamond Ring Maangi Thi Aur Usne Nahin Di!
Girlfriend: Prove me that you care about me. Boyfriend took out his phone off the charger and plugged in hers!