My husband sent me a text that said, "Your sexy". So, naturally, I wrote back, "No, you're sexy". He's been walking around all happy and smiling. Should I tell him I was just correcting his grammar or leave it?
Kavita: What did your husband do before you divorced him? Geeta: A lot of things I didn't know about!
Girl(to God): I don't want to marry. I am educated, independent and self-sufficient. I don't need a husband. But my parents are asking me to marry. What should I do? God: You are my finest creation and undoubtedly will achieve many great things. But some things... inevitably, will not go the way you want. Worst, some things will fail. Whom will you blame? Yourself? No! You need a husband!
At Dinner Table: Husband: How many times I have told you not to look at Whatsapp in your mobile while cooking? There is no salt and tamarind in the Rasam. Wife: How many times did I tell you not to watch Facebook in your mobile on the mobile when you eat? It is not Rasam but you added water to rice!