Love in class ? girl's way: sits on the 1st bench, turns back, see the boy sitting on last bench and say: "thank god stupid aya hai" boys way: before the boy could see his girl entering in the class, all his friends starts saying loudly: . . "oye hoye! bhabi aa gai!"
My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. so i asked god, "is this love?". god replied, "no dear, result isnear".
A husband asked god : why my wife loves a rose which dies in a day ... but doesn't love me who dies for her every day.......!!? god replied : mast hai !! whatsapp pe daal...!! ???
Mother: son i’m sorry i slept with someone that is not your dad 23 years ago. and that person is your real father. son: mum, what rubbish! how am i to deal with this? mother: i am sorry he was my first love and i could not marry him…:( cause we are of different religion. he is on the phone at the moment and wants to speak with his son for the first time ever. son: no i am speaking to no one. mr trivedi is the only father i know and so will that be. mother: please don’t be so upset. just talk to him. son: ok, i will give him a piece of my mind! phone: morning son, i am mukesh ambani. i am your real father. son: maaki aaaannkkhhhhh…..dad! dad! dad!!! thank god! ohhhhhhhhhhhh thank god!!!!!! luv u so much dad!!!!! i always knew there was something special about me.. thank you soooooo much mum. you are the best mum in d world!
Dabbang main jhandu balm ke baad.. . . ab dabbang2 main laye hai fevicol :d . . god knows agar dabbang3 bani toh kya layege.... . . . ambuja cement, asian paints, fair n lovely ya phir mdh masale ??