Tum Mujhey Khoon Do, . . . . . . . . . . . Aur Mein Tumhey 3 Bajey Tak Report Doonga. City Light Clinical Lab!
Why Rajnikanth lives in South India? Bcoz India is well-protected with natural boundaries in the North and he can take care of enemies invading through water-route.
Jeeto: Will you build a Taj Mahal for me after I die? Santa: Darling , I've already purchased a plot in Agra. The delay is at your end!
Ek pagal dusra pagal se light chali gayi. Dusra pagal- to fan chala do. 1st pagal- pagal ho gaya hai mombati buj jai gi.
Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles. Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: “Le Karle Number Note”