Banta: Yaar Aaj Meri Tabiyat Thik Nahin Hai Har Chij Dabal (Double) Najar A Rahi Hai Santa: 1000 Rupaye Ka Not De Ke "Ye Lo Vo 2000 Jo Pichhle Hafte Maine Udhar Liye The"
Santa Aur Jeeto Men Jhagada Ho Raha Tha Jito: Kash Main Apni Maa Ki Baat Man Leti Aur Tumse Shadi Na Karti Santa: Kya Matlab Tumhari Maa Ne Mujhse Shadi Karne Ke Liye Mana Kiya Tha? Jito: Aur Nahin To Kya Santa: He Bhagwan! Main Aaj Tak Us Nek Aurat Ko Kitna Bura Samjhta Raha Jisne Mujhe Bachana Chaha
Doctor: Aapki Bimari Ki Asal Vajah Meri Samajh Men Nahin A Rahi Ho Sakta Hai Daru Pine Ki Vajah Se Aisa Ho Raha Ho Santa: Koi Baat Nahin Doctor Sahab Jab Aapki Utar Jayegi Tab Main Dobara A Jaunga Chek-Up Ke Liye
Banta: Yaar Santa Agar Hum Marne Ke Baad Narak Men Gaee To Kya Karenge? Santa: Kya Karenge Matlab? Banta: Matlab Hamen To Narak Ke Bare Men Kuchh Pata Hi Nahin Hai Santa: Oye Yah Jo Shadi Hoti Hai N Yah Aadmi Ko Narak Ka Anubhav Dilane Ke Liye Hi Hoti Hai
Shopkeeper: Bolo Sahab, Kya Chaahiye? Man: Hone Wali Biwi ke Kutte ke Liye Cake Lene Aaya Hoon... milega kya? Shopkeeper: Haan... par Yahin Khaaoge ya Pack kar doon?
Boy: Duniya bhulai meine tere liye, Jannate sajai meine tere liye, par tune kya kiya mere liye.. Girl: Munnii badnaam hui Darling tere liye.