Jab Koi Ladki Aapko Riplai Karne Men Deri Kare To Ye Mat Samajh Lena Ke Vo Dhima Type Karti Hai Balki Vo Dusre Ladkon Ko Bhi Riplai Karne Men Vyast Hai Isliye Dhairya Banaye Rakhen Aur Apni Bari Ka Intjaar Karen!!! (Suchna Janhit Men Jari)
Jarurat Se Jyada Sundar Ladki Agar Garlfrend Ban Jaye To Bande Ka Prati Saptah Paune Tin Kilo Vajan To Is Chinta Men Ghat Jata Hai Ki Kahin Koi Duja Use Uda Na Le Jaye!
Pappu: Tum Ladkiyan Ek Se Jyada Bofrend Kyon Banaati Ho? Ladki: Taki Kisi Ek Par Yah Mahangai Ki Mar Na Pade
Santa Ne Bas Men Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya Ladki: Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Bahan Nahin Hai Kya? Santa: Kya Pata Main To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu
2 cockroch ICU mein ek dusre ke bagal mein admit the.. 1st: Kisne mara? 2nd: Are koi ni, ek ladki mujhe dekh kar, itna chhillai ke.. heart attack aa gaya.
Boys ki zindagi ke 2 usool hai… Pehla: Wo kisi ajnabi ladki ko lift nahi dete… aur Dusra: Wo kisi ladki ko ajnabi nahi samjhte…!!