2 cockroch ICU mein ek dusre ke bagal mein admit the.. 1st: Kisne mara? 2nd: Are koi ni, ek ladki mujhe dekh kar, itna chhillai ke.. heart attack aa gaya.
Wife: Tum kitne mote ho gaye ho. Husband: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho. Wife: Par main toh maa banne wali hun. Husband: Toh main bhi toh baap banne wala hun..
1 Ladki Fasi Laga Rahi Thi, Pappu Ne Khidki Se Dekha, Socho Pappu Kya Bola Hoga…?? Sirf Latkne Se Height Nai Badhegi, Mummy Ko Bolo Complain Pilaye
Boys ki zindagi ke 2 usool hai… Pehla: Wo kisi ajnabi ladki ko lift nahi dete… aur Dusra: Wo kisi ladki ko ajnabi nahi samjhte…!!