ladki jokes

Ladki Ladke Se: Jab Aap Ladke Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Karte Ho To Uska Haath Kyon Pakad Lete Ho?
Ladka: Bas Apni Hifazat Ke Liye Ki Kahin Vo Thappad Na Maar De!

Ladki: Jaan Mujhe Aise Propos Karo Jaise Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Na Kiya Ho
Ladka: Kamini Jalil 'I Lov U'(I Love You) Mujh Se Shaadi Karke Mujhe Barbad Kar De Kambakht!

Agar Ladki Ke Mobile Pe Net Hai To Samjho
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Vah Jarur Kahin N Kahin Set Hai

Har Kamina Apne Aap Ko Sharif Samjhta Hai
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Ab Tum Batao Tum Kya Ho?

Agar Koi Chainiz Ladki Tumhara Man Chura Kar Le Jaye To Use Kya Kahenge?
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'Manchuriyan'!

Ek Jaruri Suchana:
Agar Koi Anjan Ladki Aapko Koi 'Gift' De To Kripya Use N Len
Kyoki Usme 'Rakhi' Ho Sakti Hai Aapki Zara Si Laaparwahi Apko 'Bhai' Bana Sakti Hai
Janhit Me Jaari!