Aap Man Hi Man Unhen Chahte Rah Gaee; Unhen Patane Ka Plan Banate Rah Gaee; Patakar Koi Aur Le Gaya Unko; . . . . . . . Aur Aap Unki Shadi Ke Tant Se Kutte Bhagate Rah Gaee
Pariksha Men Adhyapak Ne Nakal Karne Ki Ijajat De Di Aur Usane Kaha Bahar Ye Mat Kahna Ki Maine Nakal Karne Diya Tha . . . . . . Shararti Pappu: Na Ji Na Ham Kahenge Ki Adhyapak To Bahut Sakht Tha Kutte Ne Hilne Bhi Nahin Diya Mar Jaye Sala
Kuch Ladkiyan Jitni Shiddat Se Apane Ghar Ke Kutte Billi Ko Puchkarti Hain Uska Aadha Bhi Apane Bofrend Ko Karen To Shayad Bande Ko Sachcha Pyar Mil Sakta Hai
Jab Kutte Ki Mout Aati Hai, Toh... . . . . . . To Kutta Mar Jata Hai. Tumhe To Har Baat Mein Twist Chahiye. Kutta Hai, Koi Rajinikanth Nahi!
Santa: Mere Se Aaj Buhut Galti Ho Gayi. Banta: Kya Hua? Santa: Meri Saali Do Kutte Ke Pille Lekar Aayi Thi. Maine Usse Jeeto Ke Saamne Keh Diya - Ek 'Puppy' Mujhe De Do!