Janvaron Ki Khasiyat: Bandar Samjhdar Kutta Vafadar Ab Aap Aage Mat Padna . . . Maan Jao . . . Mat Padho . . Gadha Wahi Karta Hai Jis Kam Ko Mana Karo!
Pathan Ne Romantic Kavita Men Ladaki Ko Propos Kiya Kutta Mar Gaya Rajai Men; Main Pagal Hu Teri Judai Men; Pani Men Machar Tair Nahin Sakta; Pathan Tere Bin Rah Nahin Sakta
Pathan Ki Begam(Romantic Hote Hue): Suniye Ji Mujhe Ek Pappi Chahiye Pathan: Lo Ghar Men Khane Ke Lale Pade Hain Inko Kutta Rakhna Hai
Garlfrend: Mujhe Aise Propose Karo Jaise Aaj Tak Kisi Ne N Kiya Ho! Pappu: Kutti Kamini Jlli Lav Yu! Mujhse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Tabah Kar De Nagin Ab To Haan Kar De Chudel!
Banti: Tumhara Kutta Bahut Sharaarti Hai Kya Tum Ise Thik Nahin Kar Sakte? Pappu: Yaar Dhairy Rakho Yaad Nahin Tumhen Thik Karane Men Mujhe Kitne Din Lage The