kuch jokes

Aap Jaise Log Kuch Khas Lagte Hain;
Dil Men Har Vakt Ek Aas Rakhte Hain;
Jane Kab Ho Jaye Mulakat Aapse;
Isliye 1 Disprin (Disprin) Ham Hamesha Apne Pas Rakhte Hain

Na Jaane Wo Humse Kya Chhupati Thi
Kuch Tha Uske Honthon Pe Magar Na Jane Kyon Sharmati Thi Jab Muah Khulvaya To Pata Chala Ki
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Kambakht Gutkha Khati Thi!

Kuch Mahan Log Juganu Ki Tarah Hote Hain...
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Unki Bina Vajah Hi Jalti Rahti Hai

Pappu Pariksha Men Khali Baitha Hua Tha Kuch Bhi Likh Nahin Raha Tha
Techer: Tum Kuch Likh Kyon Nahin Rahe?
Pappu: Kuchh A Nahin Raha
Techer: Kuch To A Raha Hoga?
Pappu: Ha
Techer: Kya?
Pappu: Rona

Aaj Ka Gyaan:
Agar Aapki Garlfrend Hai To Usse Kuch Paise Udhar Le Len..
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Kabhi Chhodkar Nahin Jaayegi!

Jito: Ek Shadishuda Jindagi Men Aur Pagalkhane Men Kya Antar Hai
Santa: Pagalakhane Men Aap Thik Hokar Bahar Ja Sakte Ho Aur Shadishuda Jindagi Men Aisa Kuchh Sambhav Nahin Hai