koi mil gaya jokes

Driver: Sir ji,
Petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.

Ek pagal dusra pagal se light chali gayi.
Dusra pagal- to fan chala do.
1st pagal- pagal ho gaya hai mombati buj jai gi.