Master: Pappu Tum Kal Skool Kyon Nahin Aaye? Pappu: Sar Kal Main Gir Gaya Tha Aur Lag Gai Thi! Master: Tum Kaha Gire Aur Kaha Lagi? Pappu: Sar Main Takiye Par Gir Gaya Tha Aur Aak Lag Gai Thi!
Pappu Det (Date) Par Gaya Ek Achchhi Si Jagah Par Khana Khane Ke Baad Apni Garlfrend Se Bola "Main Kuch Kahna Chahta Hun Tum Naraj To Nahin Hogi?" Garlfrend Nahin Aap Kaho N Kya Kahna Hai Pappu: Bill Aadhadha Kar Len
Pappu Apni Garlfrend Ko Leker Pijja Hat Men Gaya Pappu: Kya Logi? Garlfrend: Kadhi Chawal Mangva Lo Water Hanste Hue Bola "Sarkari (Govt.) Skool Ki Ladakiyan Pataoge To Aisa Hi Hoga"
Adhyapak: Tum Do Din Se Scool Kyon Nahin Aaye The? Pappu: Sar Mere Paas Ek Hi Pent Shart Hai Aur Vah Maine Parson Dhoi Thi Adhyapak: Aur Kal? Pappu: Kal Main A Hi Raha Tha Ki Aapke Ghar Ki Balakani Men Aapki Pentshart Tangi Hui Dekhi To Ghar Laut Gaya
Pappu Pahle Din Skool Gaya Techer: Aaj Aap Ka Pahla Din Hai Kuch Puchna Ho To Puch Sakte Ho Pappu: Yaha Chhuttiyan Kab Se Shuru Hongi?
Techer: "Ramswaroop Bimar Hua Falswarup Mar Gaya" Sab Log Iska Angreji Men Anuvad Karo Pappu: Techer Agar 'Ramswaroop' Bimar Tha To 'Falswop' Kyon Mara? Techer: Murkh Iska Matlab Hai 'Ramswaroop' Bimar Hua 'Parinamasvarup' Mar Gaya Pappu: Lo Ab Koi Tisra Mar Gaya