Naye Sanskar: Yadi Aapke Ghar Koi Padharen To Use Pani Puchhne Se Pahle Kahiye "Pranam Liye Main Aapkaa Fon Charjing Par Laga Du" Kasam Se Dil Se Dua Dega Samne Wala Fir Puch "Kya Aap Wi Fi Ka Pasward Lena Chahenge?" Mehmaan Khushi Se Pagla Jayega Atithi Devo Bhav:
Pati Ne Patni Ko Vash Me Karne Ke Liye Ek Baba Se Tabiz Le Ek Mahine Baad Pati Baba Se Bola: Baba Patni Par Koi Asar Nahin Par Padosan Vash Men Aa Gai Baba: Effect N Sahi Side Effect To Hua
Kuch Ladkiya To Pink Kalar Ke Piche Itni Pagal Hoti Hain Ki... Gal Pink Karvane Ke Liye Aksar Mammi Ka Thappad Bhi Kha Leti Hain
Nahin Ja Paya Mandir To Ghar Men Hi Maa Ke Pair Dabaa Liye Maa Ki Mamta Bah Nikali Jama Ke 2 Chappal Di Aur Boli "Ya To Tu Pair Dabaa Le Ya Fir Mobile Chala Le"A
Santa Ne Ek Bar Banta Ko Kaha "Yaar Yah Idia (Idea) Ka Sim Lekker Pachhat Raha Hu Banta: Wo Kyon? Santa: Yar Maine Apni Kalar Ton (Caller Tune) Badalni Hai Aur Vo Kahte Hain Ki Kalar Ton Badalne Ke Liye 4 Dabaen Ab Main Itne Murde Kahan Se Laun!
Santa (Taxi Driver Se): Siddhivinayak Mandir Jaoge Kya? Taxi Driver: Ha Sahab Jaunga Santa: Thik Hai Vapsi Men Mere Liye Prasad Lete Aana