Agar Aap Mahan Banna Chahte Hain To Mahaan Logon Ki Sangat Men Rahen . . . . . . . . Sach Men Mujhe Koi Problam Nahin Tum Jab Marji Mujh Se Milne A Jana
Pathan: Doctor Sahab Aaj Subah Se Mere Sir Men Aur Pet Men Dard Ho Raha Hai Doctor: Koi Baat Nahin Yah Lo Ek Goli Pet Dard Ke Liye Aur Ek Sir Dard Ke Liye Donon Abhi Kha Lo Pathan: Lekin Doctor Sahab Khane Ke Baad Goliyon Ko Kaise Pata Chalega Ki Kisko Kis Taraf Jana Hai?
Pati: Kal Time Par Offis Jana Hai Subah Jaldi Utha Dena Patni: Utha Dungi Agar Main Jaldi Uth Saki Pati: Main Bhagwan Se Dua Karta Hu Ki Wo Tujhe Jaldi Uthaye
Santa Aur Banta Donon Sharab Ke Nashe Men Dhut The To Santa Ne Pucha "Marne Ke Baad Tum Swarg Jana Pasand Karoge Ya Nark?" Banta: Tumhen Jaha Achchha Lage Tum Chale Jana Mujhe Daru Pine Ke Baad Kahin Jana Achcha Nahin Lagta
Missed Call To Ek Bahana Hai; Irada To Aapka Ek Lamha Churana Hai; Aap Chahe Humse Baat Karo Ya Na Karo; Aap Ki Yadon Mein Humara Ana Jana Hai!
Boy: Tum Ladkiyan Love Marraige Kyon Karti Ho? Girl: Anjaan Namoona Milne Se Achha Hai, Jana Pehchana Kameena Mil Jaye!