Pati: Aaj Bahar Khana Khayenge Patni (Khushi Se): Thik Hai Main 2 Minat Men Taiyar Hoti Hu Pati: Ha Chalo Jaldi Se Khana Banao Main Bahar Chatai Bicha Hu
Shadishuda Insaan Ki Lotari Bhi Lag Jaye To Itni Khushi Nahin Hoti Jitni... Patni Ke Fenke Chamac Aur Belan Ke Takarakar Vapas Usi Ke Lag Jane Par Hoti Hai!
Shart Lagi Thi Duniya Ki Khushi Ko Tin Laf Men Likhne Ki Vo Kitabe Dhundhte Rah Gae Maine 'Biwi Mayke Gayi' Likh Diya
Pati Ke Pet Men Gadabad Thi Patni Se Kaha To Kahne Lagi Ajwain Le Lo... Pati Khushi Se "Kya Karu? Aaj Vin Le Lo"
Patni: Suppose Karo Agar Main Aapki Sab Baat Samjhu Aur Sari Baten Manu To? Pati Hanste Hanste Zameen Par Lotpot Ho Jata Hai Aur Khushi Se Chillata Hai "Sala Mujhse To Suppose Bhi Nahin Ho Raha"
Jito: Main Marne Ja Rahi Hu! Santa: Ye Lo "Cadbary Deri Milk" Choclate! Jito: Kyon? Santa: Khushi Ke Mauke Par Kuch Mitha Ho Jaye!