Isse Badi Bedardi Kya Hogi Kismat Ki Hamare Sath... . . . . . . . . Riting Kharab Thi Fir Bhi Doctor Na Ban Sake
Ek Pathan Sukhe Dariya Men Kishti Chala Raha Tha! Dusra Pathan: Aise Pathanon Ne Hamara Naam Kharab Kiya Hai Agar Mujhe Tairna Aata To Jakar Use Bahut Marta!
Garlfrand Ne Pathan Ko Kiss Kiya To Pathan Ne Bura Sa Munh Banakar Thuk Diya Aur Bola Tumne To Naswar Ka Maja Hi Kharab Kar Diya!
Dost Ne Pathan Ko Pucha "Khan Sahab Aap To Doctor Ke Paas Jaane Wale The Na?" Pathan: Yaar Kal Jaunga Aaj Meri Tabiyat Kharab Hai!
Doctor: Sir Par Chot Kaise Lagi? Pathan: Main Apni Hawai Chappal Se Divar Men Keel Thonk Raha Tha! Doctor: Usse Chot Ka Kya Lenadena? Pathan: Usi Vakt Mere Padosi Ne Kaha Ki Kabhikabhi Dimag Ka Bhi Istemaal Kar Liya Karo!
Aaj Ki Taja Khabar: Ek Pathan Ne Bivi Ki Mohabbat Men 'Nasavar' Chhod Di Aur Tin Din Bad /> Dimag Kharab Hone Ki Vajah Se 'Bivi' Chhod Di