Pathan Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Aur Bola "Doctor Sahab Bukhar Aa Raha Hai" Doctor(Nabj Pakad Kar): Ha Bukhar To Hai Main Davai Likh Deta Hu Pathan: Doctor Sahab Kadvi Dava Mat Likhna Doctor Ne Use Ghur Kar Dekha Aur Fir Davai Likhne Laga Pathan Fir Bola "Doctor Sahab Kadvi Dava Mat Likhna" Doctor Ko Gussa A Gaya Aur Bola "To Kya Sale Ek Kilo Jalebi Likh Du"
Maine Uska Chehra Marmar Kar Lal Kar Diya Pata Hai Kyon? Kyonki Usane Kaha Tha Ki "Thappad Se Darr Nahin Lagta Sahab Pyar Se Lagta Hai"
Marij: Doctor Sahab Ye Dava To Kahin Se Nahin Mil Rahi! Pathan Doctor: Davai Likhna To Main Bhul Hi Gaya Ye To Mera Hastakshar Hai
Pathan Kabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha Itane Men Pulis A Gai To Pathan Ne Charas Chhupa Diya; Pulis: Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Pathan: Kuchh Nahin Apne Walid Ke Liye Dua Kar Raha Hu; Pulis: Ye To Kisi Bachche Ka Kabra Hai; Pathan: Hamara Walid Sahab Bachpan Men Mar Gaya Tha!
Doctor: Aap Dariye Mat Main Hu Na Pathan (Marij): Vahi Mera Sabse Bada Dar Hai Doctor Sahab Pathan: Doctor Sahab Ye Mera Pahla Operation Hai Thoda Dhyan Se Karna Doctor: Daro Mat Yah Mera Bhi Pahla Hi Opration Hai
Ladki: Khan Sahab Tum Mujhe Subah Se Lekar Sham Tak Aur Shaam Se Lekar Subah Tak Pyar Karna Pathan: Oye Jalim Ki Bachchi To Fir Ham 'Naswar' Kab Khayega?