Priy Kiran Rav Sabse Adhik Asurakshit To Tum Aamir Khan Ke Ghar Par Ho Pata Nahin Kab Vah Tisari Le Aa Tumhara Ek Hamdard
Pathan 1 Ramjan Men Dopahar Ko Naswar Laga Raha Tha! Pathan 2: Abe Ye Kya ! Tera Roja Nahin Hai? Pathan 1: Hai! Par Itna Kamjor Nahin Jo Naswar Se Toot Jayega!
Pathan Roti Ka Ek Tukda Khud Aur Ek Murgi Ko Khila Raha Tha! Dost: Yah Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Pathan: Ham Khandani Amir Log Hain! Roj Chicken Ke Sath Roti Khate Hain!
Trafic Pulis: Khan Sahib Aap 120 Ki Speed Se Kyon Jaa Rahe Ho? Pathan: Tum Logon Ne Hi To Side Wale Bard Par Likha Hai "Yaad Rakhen Ghar Par Koi Aapka Intjaar Kar Raha Hai"!
Pathan: Tum Hamko 3 Lakh Rupaye Do Ham Tumhen 15 Din Ke Bad Lauta Dega 15 Din Ke Baad Aadmi Bola: Lao Khan Ho Gae 15 Din Pathan Hairani Se Bola: Hain Ye Lo Aadmi: Abe Ye To Lota Hai? Pathan: Hum Bhi To Yahi Bola Tha Ki Lota Dega
Pathan: Tum Hamko 3 Lakh Rupaye Do Ham Tumhen 15 Din Ke Bad Lauta Dega 15 Din Ke Baad Aadmi Bola "Lao Khan Ho Gae 15 Din"A Pathan Hairani Se Bola: Hain Ye Lo Aadmi: Abe Ye To Lota Hai? Pathan: Hum Bhi To Yahi Bola Tha Ki 'Lota' Dega