Santa: Aur Kaju Lijiye Na! Banta: Nahin Shukriya Main Pahle Hi 3-4 Kha Chuka Hu! Santa: Khaye To Aapne 9 Hain Par Chalo Yaha Kaun Gin Raha Hai
Khuda Ki Mohabbat Ko Fanaa Kaun Karega; Sabhi Bande Nek, Toh Gunah Kaun Karega; Aye Khuda, Mere Inn Doston Ko Salamat Rakhna; Warna Meri Salamati Ki Dua Kaun Karega!
Bajirao Mastaani Dekh Kar Girlfriend Ne Pucha, "Tumhari Koi Mastaani Toh Nahi Hai Na?" . . . . . . . . . . Ab Usko Kaun Samjhaye Ki Wahi Mastaani Hai... Kaashi Toh Koi Aur Hai!
In Cort Judge: Tumne samaj ke liye kaun sa bhalai wala kam kiya hai? Muzrim: Hamare karan hi police aur adalat mein lakhon logo ko naukari mili hui hai.
Santa samundar m dahi daal raha tha. Banta- kya kr ra hai? Santa- Lassi bna ra hu Banta- isliye log hm pe joke marte hai Itni Lassi Kaun Piyega.