Ek Aadmi Ne Pathan Se Pucha Agar Nind Nahi A Rahi Ho To Kya Karna Chahiye? Pathan: Yaara Nind Ka Intjar Karne Se Behtar Hai Ki Banda So Jaye!
Ek Pathan Apane Rikshe Ke Saath Khada Tha Ek Aadmi Ne Pucha "Khan Bhai Jaan Ikbal Ton Jaoge? Pathan: Main To Chala Jaunga Lekin Mere Rikshe Ka Khyal Kaun Rakhega?
Pathan: Tum Hamko 3 Lakh Rupaye Do Ham Tumhen 15 Din Ke Bad Lauta Dega 15 Din Ke Baad Aadmi Bola: Lao Khan Ho Gae 15 Din Pathan Hairani Se Bola: Hain Ye Lo Aadmi: Abe Ye To Lota Hai? Pathan: Hum Bhi To Yahi Bola Tha Ki Lota Dega
Pappu Aur Uski Garlfrend Ped Ke Piche Baithe The Budha Aadmi: Beta Kya Yahi Hamari 'Sanskriti' Hai? Pappu: Nahin Ankal Ye To Anjali Hai Aap Kisi Aur Ped Ke Piche Dekh Lo
Sabhi Bachche Ek Ladki Ko Ghasitkar Skool Le Ja Rahe The Ek Budhe Aadmi Ne Dekha To Bola "Isko Chhod Do Ye Khud Scul Jayegi" Pappu: Baba Ji Ye Hamari Adhyapika Hai Jo Roj Skool Ke Bahane Se Det Par Bhag Jati Hai
Ek Baar Pappu Tren Men Safar Kar Raha Tha Tren Men Bahut Bhid Hone Ke Karan Pappu Ek Ganje Aadmi Ki Seet Par Baith Gaya Aadmi Jhunjhala Kar Bola "Haha Mere Sir Par A Kar Baith Ja" Pappu: Nahin Ankal Main Yahin Thik Hu Vahan Se Fisalne Ka Dar Hai!