Marij: Doctor Sahab Mujhe Bolane Men Badi Dikkat Aati Hai Doctor: Aapko Yah Takif Kab Se Hai? Marij: Ji Jab Se Meri Shadi Hui Hai Aur Khasataur Par Tab Hoti Hai Jab Meri Patni Mere Samne Hoti Hai
Garlfrend Apnee Aadhee Bofrend Se: Kash! Tum Dekh Sakte Ki Main Kitni Khubsurat Hu Aadha Premi: Rahne De Itni Khubsurat Hoti To Kya Aak Wale Tujhe Mere Liye Chhod Dete? Aadha Hu Pagal Nahin Samjhi
Techer: Itna Let Kaise Ho Gaya? Ladka: Ji Mere Pitaji Hospital Men Hain Techer: Chalo Beta Koi Baat Nahin Kuch Din Baad: Techer: Aaj Fir Let? Ladka: Ji Pitaji Hospital Men Hain Techer: Abhi Tere Papa Thik Nahin Huee Kya? Ladka: Are Nahin Mere Papa To Doctor Hain
Kad Lo Rajaiyan, Nale Kotiyan; Khao Saag Naal Makki Diyan Rotiyan; Thanda Paani Vi Pina Kar Deo Band; Mere Wallon Tahanu Happy Thand!
Teacher: You don't look interested in reading this chapter... Pappu: Haaaaaye... Ek Aap Hi Ho, Jo Mere Dil Ki Baat Samajhti Ho!
Group Members Chahe Kaise Bhi Ho: Awaara, Pagal aur ya fir Deewane. Par Jab Unke Message Aate Hai to Chehre pe Muskaan Jaroor Aati Hai. Tab Mehsus Hota Hai Ki Saale, Tedhe hein Par Mere hai!